I HAVE RETURNED STRONGER THAN EVER

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    The man is back so the memes are back
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    Published on Month ago

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    1. jacksepticeye

      He's BACK!

      1. Han

        Very buff, reminds me, got laundry to do.

      2. Jason Mayerle

        โ€œIโ€™m baaaackโ€ god no not Kyle

      3. cathappynew cat

        Yay the king is back

      4. Rowan Rodriguez

        Hey jack I want u to look up Bradley marten bro

      5. Nicole Erwin

        The god have given us him!!!!!!

    2. Horse Love 113

      Hi

      1. lovegarden

        Hello

    3. Ryan Catapano

      I feel like your USfilm banner should be a cartoon of every video game you have played over the years.

    4. Mimic Masker

      Jack: are they just built different? Me: yes I am I am built different

    5. NearsightedDevil

      Play totally accurate battle simulator

    6. Ravvy

      17:16 I relate to this so much. I used to tell myself. "Having a bad day? Just PUNCH YOUR DEPRESSION IN THE FACE" And go do something that makes you happy. Eat tacobell, play a game, listen to music, etc. Also For Funniest videos choose video game fails or glitches would be a fun theme

    7. Angela Adams

      nooooo nononono leave the man bun pls :(

    8. Angela Adams

      JEESUS CHRIST THAT'S A GLOW UP AND A HALF RIGHT THERE! SO PROUD *cries cutely*

    9. A&B Fitness

      thank goodness your back, the community missed you so so much, I pray to have a community like yours one day

    10. ShapelessSentience

      OMG THE READING COMMENTS MUSIC EDITOR I LOVE YOU

    11. Margaret Mulkeen

      Ireland is the best

    12. Dark Wolf

      My sadness is now cured ๐Ÿคฃ.

    13. chucky 89

      I am used to cameras, butt this is different

    14. Ray N

      Didn't the norse invade dublin ireland waaaaay back then? And Seรกn is both norse and irish?!๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    15. Parker

      Welcome back Gaelic Gladiator.๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ™‚

    16. Jasmine Thomson

      New logo idea. Hear me out. Septic eye cartoon with a cup of top of the morning midnight oil blend coffee with the LAUGH board in the background

    17. Landon Bradley

      DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THOSE LUSHUS LOCKS (p.s. you look 20 ngl)

    18. peksoleb hacker

      dont change the logo or i will steal ur cat.

    19. Leighton Moffitt

      Oh fuck yea he's back the man the legend Irish man sean

    20. Savage_Luke11

      Great jack you just fead all the fan fics lol

    21. BadCorps

      Video description: Jack looks at memes and vividly describes his colonoscopy with little context

    22. Jayelemou

      I know exactly how that colonoscopy stuff is which he is talking about `-_- its very uncomfortable but when they "went" to remove stuff I got anesthetized and got pain pills for two (or was it three?) weeks thereafter, but here in Sweden healthcare is very different from the states ^^ got a surgery coming up for my hand as well, those are kind of fun xP cause they can move your whole arm all around without you feeling any of it, had a surgery on my left arm four years ago,, thats how I know that `ยค _ ยค ยด _____-----_____-----_____-----THE MORE YOU KNOW-----_____-----_____-----_____

    23. Michael Aurigauh

      lol, it's me, i'm the fucker in shorts. idk why but I generate an insane amount of heat. I fog up windows very quickly in cars. No idea why, just always been this way.

    24. MiniNebzGamer 56

      chadsepticeye

    25. Aries

      10:41 ANyone else notice the camera focus the background instead of jack. LOL

    26. MavisRead

      If Jack wants to change his icon up he should do it when he found the next right image for his channel! But everyone will still love beloved Septic Sam whether he stays in the logo or not.

    27. Evany Lanciola

      the memers are dead

    28. Juicy goosey K

      Weโ€™re not saying your wrong jack weโ€™re just wondering how you know Jesus is a carpenter

    29. jhally andohoyan

      hey jack go to philipines

    30. Zachary Allouet

      For the top banner u could add the test tube sceptic eyes from the intro eras ago and have a futuristic background

    31. Dustin Garner

      Why would you change an already perfect logo

    32. Leigh Baxley

      D-Day ww2

    33. HOKINOKI

      Jej

    34. tomas banyai

      ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๏ธโฌ›๏ธ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๏ธโฌ›๏ธ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

    35. tomas banyai

      ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

    36. tomas banyai

      ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๏ธโฌ›๏ธ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๏ธโฌ›๏ธ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๏ธโฌ›๏ธ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๏ธโฌ›๏ธ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๏ธโฌ›๏ธโฌ›๏ธ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๏ธ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๏ธ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๏ธ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๏ธ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

    37. Snekiboi 256

      WELCOME BACK JACKIE BOI. We are all so very happy to have you back better than ever!

    38. Scott Mcintyre

      Idea for Logo: a Image of the current logo in 3D

    39. CheeseChase

      16:09

    40. Magnus Flink

      what if Sean made a entire video saying buy my coffee

    41. Crqcker Jqck

      for your banner logo take like a school picture class photo with your fans in Houston Texas ๐Ÿ˜

    42. max max

      7:29 im that shit head

    43. Mason Blanchard

      imagine you are a doctor and jacksepticeye walks in and is like tummy hurty gald you doing okay

    44. Dennis Ddd

      I'm watching u sinds ur first video and ur humor LOVE IIIIITTTTT๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃโค๏ธ keep the good vids up

    45. Dennis Ddd

      I love ur vids Jack and respect bro a lott of respect from belgium โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช

    46. Sr poop _

      is this a dream

    47. Raymond Bewley

      Fuuuuuck the story started right when I began to eat and yet I never stopped aaaaaaaaaaah

    48. Jokr JAK

      14:45 thatโ€™s what she said

    49. sweetmissirish

      I had really horrible stomach issues... made me gain weight and horrible pain... my coworker kept saying it sounded like GERD. Got a biopsy and blood tests - nothing. Finally went to a Naturopath and he literally just pushed my stomach down, into place, and I've been fine since. I dealt with horrible pain for 8 years, just to have my stomach moved back to where it was supposed to be.

    50. The Odd gamer

      USfilm reminds me of China because they both censor and punish people for being themselves

    51. sweetmissirish

      I live in Canada... every winter there's someone in shorts... -30C and they're in shorts

    52. RieeBellaHoney

      I love the longer hair, the man bun, the ponytail. But it's your hair so it's whatever you want of course. I'm glad you're ok and glad you're back..even though now I'm late commenting here. You have been missed, and your true supporters would never go away. I hope you and your family are doing well. I recently lost my uncle due to cancer. We were pretty close. So I understood wanting some time. But at the same time for me hate being alone. Anyway, thanks for still making videos. I found your channel late but also at a time when I needed it in recent years.. When alot of things were going wrong. Lifted my spirits. Still does.

    53. zara

      โ€œyou guys are fucking lunaticsโ€ yep, thanks for the fact bomb. ๐Ÿ‘

    54. TheFNAFKing Gamer

      Imagine a logo or banner with Sam having top of the morning coffee

    55. Bertine bourque

      jack....im nothing to succseeding to my leaval. i fuck up

    56. boredtism isnt a thing

      3:23 one thumb and is hilarious

    57. Huckpo 2

      HOLY SHIT I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT STORYTIME SOUNDTRACK IN FOREVER BRUUUUUUHHHHH

    58. Ella Lane

      "I don't like my banner. I've wanted to change-" "SUBSCRIBE!" *surprised pikachu face*

    59. marissa is tired

      just give Sam a fedora and thatโ€™ll be your logo

    60. Gerhardus Roets

      I love your vids

    61. Wolf commander

      You look awesome in you workout pics ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘

    62. Alex Richardson

      Jack has solved console wars

    63. Alicia Smith

      There damn it I subscribed and I liked the fvcken video... I wonder who else finally subscribed.. anybody?

    64. Nathan Vaukins

      Stay strong ya irish warrior, so good to someone open up about there feelings to world

    65. hamzical

      My mom gets on to me for screaming

    66. Travis Kuhnel

      Change it to Sam the sabertooth tiger

    67. bfb noob noob

      3:32 yeah same 0-0

    68. Master Nataka

      Aaaaand I'm a year older than Jack...

    69. Frank Michael Garcia

      Jack how about the picture of an eye with a spirle dot

    70. GAMING WITH HAYDEN

      ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ

    71. DanteDracul

      yo dude i cant post in ur sub-reddit it has wierd rules and i am not a good redditor so imma post my idea here: I AM NOT A BRIGHT GUY BUT UR HEADLINE I WANT PEOPLE TO DRAW DIFFERENT CHARECTERS FROM UR PLAY THOURGHS AND THEN WE MASH EM ALL TOGETHER SO LIKE MANY FANARTS AND CHARACTERS THAT WOULD BE EPIC SO MANY FANARTS AND THEY ARE THE HEADER

      1. DanteDracul

        so everyone that knows how to draw draws their favorite character from you and then i mash it all up and its the best header of all time

    72. matthew

      wish they had twitch on Roku tv....

    73. matthew

      me not wanting to watch this video because it reminds me how unathletic i am realizing it's meme time: IT'S MEME TIME IT'S MEME TIME

    74. aaron da_bot

      anyone else see the demonic shiver

    75. Alondra Mendez

      YAY

    76. Gabriella Troutt

      for the new lowgo do blue not green

    77. Anna S

      "what else is it going to be German hentai?" XD that cracked me up... this is tmi why am i telling you this, well i went through now youre gonna have to go through it as well lol the dialogue is so funny

    78. Anna S

      remember the art wall you used to have behind you when you streamed of like all the fanart you received that could be a good banner that would be epic

    79. Cloudyquinn olympian

      Jack "your inside me and i can't feel anything" me at home "that's what she said

    80. Tayla

      welcome back handsome man.

    81. John Harrison

      WTF, algorithm? Some guy talking about how he's back? Who is this guy? Where did he go? Wait, I already don't care.

    82. Red FrenchHorn

      That's a pretty powerful quote. "Just because I/you do things differently doesn't mean I'm/you're wrong." Obviously, it also depends on the situation.

    83. Mathew Crow

      Play-Station: At Xbox's throat Xbox: At Play-Stations throat Nintendo: Sitting in the corner

    84. Dark Hearte

      welcome back!!

    85. Justin L

      don't you fucking change the logo

    86. Athithan

      I love the logo!

    87. Cullum Booker

      The bell ๐Ÿ”” ๐Ÿ”” ๐Ÿ””

    88. The-Lesser-Known

      The part at the end where he talked about his worries was inspiring as hell. Thanks, Jack.

    89. Nicholas Zero

      im late to watching this but god ive had a week from hell and that story had laughing so it hurts idk why but man you helping through hard times since before 7th grade and im 20 now, anyway love you sean, so happy you still make videos you've made me happy so many times when ive had no hope and you'll probably never see this but imma just leave it here...

    90. Troy Smith

      Glad to have you back Sean! Also such a beast going through a colonoscopy without any sort of anesthetic :x

    91. Tomplayer

      Jacksepticeye, the guy who got through the darkness. I'm really proud of you Jack, and I will always be.

    92. JJgodgamer

      I want to say one thing just to be clear I am at 2.6 in minutes on the video and I can saw two jacks and my mind was blown Iโ€™m freaking drunk I need more whiskey ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ straight f***ing water

    93. MavroDog

      Iโ€™m season one og

    94. MavroDog

      You play Valorant??

    95. freckled cracker

      Oh God, yes, my family is very familiar with colonoscapies (did I spell that right?) as Colon Cancer is very common and has taken a lot of family members. Glad it actually went very well! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’š

    96. Dragonriderabens

      22:37 HELLVA BOSS MEME! yes!

    97. PumkinKiing

      07:18- i only wear kilts. i've worn pants 3 times in the last 10 years or so. the last time i wore pants was at a friend's birfday party, and that's what i gave her for her present, the rare sight of me in pants. she loved it and dragged me around for over an hour going from person to person showing them my pants. it was entertaining as hell, especially since even though i knew most of the people there, there was a hundred or so that i didn't know, and i had to explain to each of them why she was so excited. i also drive in the snow with my windows/top down, and sometimes wear flipflops in the snow. the first time it snowed this winter was in the middle of the night. i went out in my backyard and made fat naked snow angels. so ya, no matter how cold it is, i'm that one fucker in a kilt

    98. EmileeJean26

      Have your doctor's checked out your gallbladder, Jack? Mine stopped working last year, and it completely messed up my entire digestive system, it's out now, but I'm still suffering from side effects to this day. Even though my gallbladder is no longer inside of me! It's worth looking into if you haven't! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

    99. safety doggo23

      I made a joke one time that was interoperate and had people looking at me So there was a girl talking about her dead dad every time she came to church so i said was your dad

    100. shrek 69

      subscribe to shrek 69